You need wait no longer to see several things!
They are:
an old video by me
the Furby song
mixmaster_morty dancing and getting eaten by a spider freshman year
and documentation of the old Oyster Crackers incident, courtesy of purpureusfinch, funwithrage, and ornithoptercat

Just go to:
http://www.swordandflame.com/downloads.html
I was having some trouble with getting Dan's video working on Safari, but that might be because of Lame Quicktime Issues.

EDIT: The movie files won't work if you try to open them, but downloading works fine. Must have to do with the cloaking issues.